In a previous thread it was suggested to send any profits to charity. Beardyman's chosen charity is the National Association for Colitis and Chrohn's Disease - http://www.nacc.org.uk/content/home.asp - which funds research and gives support to people with the illnesses.
That sounds good and I like the t-shirts. You should also have mugs they will fly off the shelves.
If the mugs flew off the shelves they will need to be quite sturdy because they may well break into pieces.
Ooh get you Beardless!
Greetings beardy Beardyman. I must be your greatest fan. and as you tread upon the boardsyou will move the listening hordesas only poets can. jo jops Do you know that beardyman is a published poet ?
Any one interested in coming to a poetry group in South London have a look at www.poetsanon.org.uk for venues and times - all are welcome.
Have just ordered my beardyman t-shirt! As a periodically bearded person, I look at beards in quite an appraising way. I can tell you beardyman's is one of the very best, and well justifies your devotion. Your commitment to bringing beardyman to the wider world's attention is admirable.
I would seriously order a Beardyman mug. There is nothing wrong with virtually drinking from the top of a friend's head - my mate's old band decorates one of my kitchen mugs at home and the top of his illustrated cranium dispenses a lovely cuppa.
Beardyman had his beard trimmed over the weekend - what price small bags of whiskers?
(Jo-Jo is having technical problems and asked me to submit this message.)I should love a little bag of beardyman's droppings, I mean clippings.I would put it under my pillow at night. But I am worried about marketing it.I should not like to be responsible for diminishing the growth. I am willing to forgo the intense joy of receiving the little bag if it means preserving the blessed beardus intactus to delight us all.
Perhaps a range of whiskers soaked in essential oils - one for sleep, one for calm, one for excitement, &c
Or even Beardyman conceptual art - stick a trimming to a toilet seat and call it "Prince Charles"Well he is the "hair to the throne".....
(jo-jo is still having technical problems and asked me to post the following)Essential oils seems like a good idea, but I'd hardly need one for excitement if I possessed the blessed whiskers. They probably have powers on their own anyway. I wonder if they would cure arthritis - oops, there goes my image!jo-jo
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